THE COMMITTEE HAS VOTED TO PRINT  ◆  INFLATION IS TRANSITORY  ◆  THE PRINTER WILL JAM. THIS IS BY DESIGN  ◆  A MISPRINT HAS BEEN REPORTED. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR IT  ◆  THE COMMITTEE WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS  ◆  MANDATE: BRRR  ◆  EVERY CRANK BURNS $BRRR  ◆ 
OFFICE OF THE PRINTING COMMITTEE

Money Printer

Series 2026 · serial no. BR 00000000 R · legal tender for nothing in particular

Balance sheet

Reserves (the pot)—
Printer heat—
Jams so far—
Bills printed—
Top cranker since the last jam—
Most bills printed—
Stimulus hour—
Printer switched off—
Your bills—
Owed to you—
BRRR

Minutes of the Committee

    $1pays 0.2% of the pot
    about 4 in 5
    $20pays 2% of the pot
    about 1 in 6
    $100pays 10% of the pot
    about 1 in 40
    MISPRINTpays 30% of the pot
    1 in 200

    Printing policy

    One crank costs 0.0005 ETH and prints one bill. The block after your crank decides which bill, so nobody knows in advance, the Committee included. The bill is paid straight out of the pot to you.

    Every bill heats the printer. Somewhere between 20 and 40 bills it jams, and whoever cranked the most since the last jam is paid 15% of the pot. Then it cools and printing resumes.

    Preferential treatment

    Holders of $BRRR get one crank in four printed a size up.

    On day 3 the Committee authorises one hour of stimulus, and every bill prints a size up. On day 7 the printer is switched off and whoever printed the most bills takes everything left. Each crank sends 80% to the pot and 20% to buying $BRRR and burning it.